An evening in Finsbury Park
I finished work and a few of my colleagues and 1 decided to got the nearby park to smoke. I needed to pee before I left but chose not to because I don’t live far from my work, so right after we smoked I would’ve went home and it would have been rosey.
My colleagues and I have smoked one spliff by now and waiting for the next spliff to be built. I can no longer hold my piss so I go in search for a tree to relieve myself. I find one and halfway through peeing. I attempt to fart but shit instead. Promptly told my colleagues (as you do when you shit yourself) and went home to resolve the problem.
Always pee before you leave work.